
is supposed to be a very nerdy, sexually inexperienced accountant. Hey Ewan, I've got news for you - putting on a dowdy mac and wearing your hair in an unadventurous style doesn't convince anyone that you're shy, Mr Nomates, especially when in rapid succession you bed several unbelievably attractive women. Anyway, that perhaps sums up some of the problem I had with this 'suspense/thriller'. So to the plot. McQuarry is auditing a company and bumps into charismatic Wyatt Bose and they become instant friends (yeah right). Someone their mobiles get mixed up and McQuarry thereby becomes a part of an anonymous sex club (as Charlotte Rampling remarks 'This club provides intimacy without involvement') of busy high-powered executive men and women. One of his 'dates' is 'S' played by Susan Williams, and McQuarry falls in love (totally against club rules), and now he becomes the subject of a blackmail plot to move vast sums of money out of one of the companies he's auditing, with 'S' as a hostage. His friend Wyatt is not quite the man McQuarry thought. The trail of co-incidences stetches credulity too far, and the red herrings aren't really pink or fishlike. Too light for my taste. Rating: 5/10


prize on the BBC TV children's film quiz programme Screen Test. William decides he will become Son of Rambo(w). The story is set against the backdrop of the arrival of a bus load of French foreign Exchange students including the exotic Didier. I have to say I found this film a tad unsatisfactory. The first part is slow moving, and then it suddenly gains legs and becomes a bit of a romp, with some above average gags about movie making and school life. It then rapidly descends into mawkish sentimentality, and the 'message' is somewhat trite. This has been compared (wrongly to my mind) with the coming of age film starring River Phoenix - Stand By Me. I'm sorry, for once the Americans can do it better. At the showing I went to several parents had taken their teenage children to watch, but I think it was the adults (who were probably at school in the 80s) who seemed to be enjoying themselves most. Rating - just 6/10